This is quasi porn involving a Scottish Terrier named Jackson Grant Lee.
“According to his doggy portfolio, Jackson had beaten some harsh competition in his path. Marilyn believed that Jackson was above the fierce disposition that all terriers are known for, yet deep down she knew he liked winning even more than she did, a trait taught to him by Marilyn’s dog trainer ex-husband, Gerald. When they split – Marilyn and Gerald, that is, not Gerald and Jackson, Marilyn retained sole custody of the canine, on the condition that if she ever used Jackson as a stud, she’d share the profits, which to Marilyn was ironic because Gerald’s infidelity had caused their divorce.”
The Scottish Terrier and Dog News has excerpted the best paragraph so that you really do not have to read the rest. Do so at your own peril.