It’s not as if we didn’t warn you, Tony. You could see those headlines coming a mile away so unless someone says something original about Tony Blair and the Barney video, we’re officially calling it quits on the poodle talk.
And now over to France to settle a brewing dispute. No matter how chavinistic we might be when it comes to Scottish dogs and no matter how sceptical we may be about the Macdermotte clan, there is absolutely no case to be made for the superiority of haggis over foie gras. Foie gras rules. It’s that simple.