The Scottish Terrier and Dog News wishes you all the best on this very special day – and whether or not that includes haggis is up to you.
Here’s the haggis money shot:
And here’s the vegetarian version, which, apparently, tastes just as bad as the real thing:
At the Scottie News world headquarters, we’ll stick to whiskey. Cheers to all you Scots and Scottish dog lovers. Here’s a word from the man himself:
He was a gash an’ faithful tyke,
As ever lap a sheugh or dyke.
His honest, sonsie, baws’nt face
Ay gat him friends in ilk place;
His breast was white, his tousie back
Weel clad wi’ coat o’ glossy black;
His gawsie tail, wi’ upward curl,
Hung owre his hurdies wi’ a swirl.”
(The Twa Dogs)
Och! Makes you want to put your dog in a kilt to match yours.