Dour Scotsman reporting for duty. Today I will be addressing some of the “issues” that cropped up as a result of my inaugural post, which henceforth shall be known as “Farting Scottie Friday.”
A reader going by the name of agraciesmama whined wrote in the comments, “I fail to see the humor in deliberately frightening an animal” with the Big Ripper whoopie cushion. She subsequently commented again, “Mahatma Ghandi said, ‘The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.'”
Madam, I wish to assure you that the Wheaten Scottie featured in the video is treated royally. As a true Scotsman, I do not believe in playing the victim card either for myself or on behalf of other non-victims.
One of the joys of having a dog is laughing at the animal and its foolish antics such as how it gobbles up my sister’s pot roast; furthermore, I am convinced that my bitch Sheba often has a giggle at my expense and I know for a fact she laughs uproariously when I perform my 5BX exercise routine every morning. It is the very nature of the human/canine relationship.
That is why I want to ask all you Scottish Terrier and Dog News readers — and that includes you, agraciesmama because I like a woman who speaks her mind — what does your dog do that makes you laugh and what do you do that makes your dog laugh?
P.S. For all you white wine drinkers out there (I never touch the stuff even though the ladies seem to love it), the Scottish Terrier Whine Cooler can be purchased at Amazon.