How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Because we could probably all use a laugh today, here’s a doggie lightbulb joke. And though it’s not new, I hadn’t heard it until recently. The answer, it seems, depends on the breed.

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a burned-out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that ****ed stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Siberian Husky: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark……

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there….

Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle….

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb?

German Shepherd: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID,”STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!”

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

Your challenge, dear readers, is to figure out what the Scottish Terrier would say…

20 thoughts on “How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

  1. It takes just one. But a Scottie changes a light bulb because he wants to, not because you want him to.

  2. Scottie: Let me think. Does that really need to be changed?
    All right, it does, but when I’m READY!

  3. Scottie to the lightbulb: if you think you are stubborn and do not want to shine, I am going to show you stubborn. I am going to steer at you until you shine!

  4. What? Change a light bulb?? Do you have ANY idea how much that’ll cost??? Light is another Sassenach luxury …

  5. Not this Highlander, I don’t do light bulbs. Besides I can see that Bonnie Westie, Bridget across the street even better with the lights off.

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