Dateline: Whitburn, England where the Shields Gazette describes the situation so well that the Scottie Newsisn’t even going to try to top it:
Pimped-out pooch Percy is hoping to make a stud of himself – with the help of the internet!
The two-year-old Scottish terrier has been enrolled on a doggy social networking site by owner, This Morning chef Stacie Stewart.
Celebrity chef Stacie, 29, says the time is right for Percy to find a mate – but she wants it to be the dog of his dreams.
Scouring the internet, she stumbled across canine courtship sites for dogs looking for a mate or just for some like-minded company.
Scottie News is a little worried that Stacie might be in denial about Percy’s mating choices. Quite frankly, he looks a little — cough, cough — stylish to us (although I know Rick’s going to have something to say about that tail.)
Here’s more support for our theory on Stacie’s blog, where Percy attends a personal fashion show.