Have you gotten your Scottish Terrier toaster yet?

OK, some people aren’t going to like this consumerist post-Black Friday post so I suggest you skip right by it or leave an enraged comment.

Others can click the photo and head over to Amazon to buy some “Talk to the Tail” Scottie pajamas.

What else? If you want, you can wear your new Scottish Terrier pajamas the morning after while eating some Scottie toast.

And no, I’m not kidding this toaster really does exist. You can create your very own Scottie apparitions in the comfort of your own hme. And then add butter and jam.

You can even get free delivery if you sign up for an Amazon Prime free trial.